The Cookie Monster

Somebody help me.
Please set me free.
I'm addicted to...
cookies, that's true.

I have too many favourites.
And can even go on long debates.
Ginger, shortbread, butter, orange or chocolate.
These are the ones taking up all my pantry space.

There was a time.
I wouldn't give a dime.
Only chips and wafers.
I still do love them taters.

I looked at my grandparents munching.
Biscuits always they'd be crunching.
And I'd shirk, within myself thinking.
'Old people's food', my eyeballs rolling!

But, look at me today.
I'm following in their way.
Tons of roasted peanuts and biscuits.
Without any calorie counting or limits.

Somebody please help me.
I need to stop eating cookies.
But they're so good dipped in tea.
I just wish they were instead, healthy.

So I call myself the cookie monster.
Maybe I need to be treated by a doctor.
I think I'll just go and fetch some choco chips.
As I write the last lines of this poem on biscuits.
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I just consumed 15 chocolate chip mocha cookies as I wrote this poem. I kept going back for three more each time. I eat cookies dipped in tea along with roasted peanuts every midnight. I’m addicted to cookies. So that’s 24 packets of ginger cookies, 3 butter cookie packets, 6 chocolate chip mocha cookie packets, 8 orange milk cookies, 12 orange and oats cookie packets, assorted chocolate/chocolate chip cookies. The only thing missing is shortbread because those are just so pricey here. There’s even a big packet of regular Marie biscuits for days I’m out of the good stuff! I need to stop. In my defence, these particular ones that I prefer are rarely ever available anywhere. So when I spot these, I stock up πŸ˜‰

my current faves ….chocolate, ginger, orange, butter:)


  1. SMiLes Everyone Loves Katrina’s

    Birthday Having Her 51st

    Family And Friends Rue


    Cakes On Her

    True i Got A Few

    Last Year on my

    Birthday then too

    Guess Who Ate them

    All Icing Full Not ‘The Eternal Teenager’

    Hehe Almost Every Piece Went to me

    Dancing The Beach Away Like Another

    Species of Animal Creating New Shores

    In Reverse Floating Waves Of My Own

    Entertaining Snow Birds From North

    Burning All The Birthday Cake off

    From The One Who Doesn’t Have to


    to Keep

    A Goddess Figure
    True All Ya Have to
    Do Is Give The Cake Away Hehe
    To Someone with a Bottomless
    Pit HAha ‘A BD Cake Monster’…:)

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    1. Belated Birthday wishes to Katie.
      May she live way beyond a hundred and eighty.
      With so much of your love and fidelity.
      I’m sure she’ll forever be happy.
      May all of her future.
      Be as sweet as sugar.
      And since I’m writing this poem.
      I hope she doesn’t get overwhelmed.
      Please convey my wishes.
      To your beautiful missus.

      Happy Birthday Katie xoxo

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      1. Oh My Gosh Rue
        You Are Just

        Too Sweet



        Cake Writing

        A Beautiful Poem
        Like This For Katrina

        My Indian Sweet
        Friend Brings

        Her So



        HAha Perhaps

        She’ll Spread

        The Love

        to Me Later Tonight Hehe

        As Far As Overwhelmed

        After Living With

        me No

        One Could

        Be Overwhelming

        By Loving Her Too Much

        Vaccinating Her

        i Have


        And Perhaps

        Others too With Winks

        Anyway Now i Will

        Be Patiently


        My Poetic

        Fingers For

        A β€˜21 BD Poem
        From You


        Or Just


        Always Enough For meπŸ˜ŠπŸ™Œ

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  2. Did you really eat that many cookies πŸͺ Rue? πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£Your poem and words afterwards made me laugh. You don’t look like you’re a cookie monster. You must have a great metabolism. If I became a cookie monster I would also gain a ton of weight. I do like cookies though. But I have to eat all things in moderation if I want to keep my figure.

    Enjoy your cookies. πŸͺ πŸ™‚ ❀❀❀❀❀

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    1. Yes, I did Tina! I hope I don’t become like Charlize Theron as in the movie – Monster. I have put on some extra inches and really need to get back to a routine….no willpower for now ;( .I hope to end this monstrous phase soon. You have always been organized and meticulous in everything you do, I remember. I hope to get to that level of mental strength and control someday.


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